What's the score with this? Sam mentioned it when he was round my house the other week but details are scarce. Essex is a shithole and you have to pay £1.50 to get into the place, so im going to need some tempting before I cross the water into that frightening and savage land known as 'north'. Will there be stiletto clad bimbos? Will there be cockneys on holiday? Come on fieldhouse, sell it to us! (or give a date/time/location at least)

(unless the reason I don't know anything about it is because you'd rather I didn't go because you all hate me?)

Yup, it's my Essex/London Camp and, given it's location, you could go t'other way round the M25 to avoid paying the Toll (James Wallace did this on the way back from Snett...)

Friday September 21st - Sunday September 23rd (two nights). Camping £8 per night (this is london...) under 16s free. Fish n chips on Friday night.

Saturday, a leisurely start followed by a drive to the Secret Nuclear Bunker (it's so secret it's signposted from the M11) for a tour and lunch. I think that's about a tenner.

Saturday evening is bring or brew your own booze and I believe chocolate fondue is on the cards.

Camping is at Debden House Camp Site (IG10 2NZ) which is a huge site in Epping Forest. I've booked one of their fields for fairly exclusive use. There's proper toilets, showers etc and an onsite shop and cafe.

It's located at the bottom of the M11 so easy access from there and the M25.

http://www.debdenhouse.com/Campsite/Campsite.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kelvedon_Hatch_Secret_Nuclear_Bunker

Oh I've also booked a Fire Pit... bring marshmallows. Or buckets of water...

Sam i only did this as i live at the bottom of the a3 and going via dartford would cost me more than £1.25 on the toll...

Is there a noise/fun curfew, or are we allowed to stay up late?

No curfew, as long as we're considerate to others

Did one get my pm..?

North? Nay, lad. Essex is daaahn sarf, innit.

Only if you live in the wrong place.