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 Space constraints in a 2cv (x rated, 18+, etc...) 
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Post Space constraints in a 2cv (x rated, 18+, etc...)
Ok time for a bit of honesty. There's few things more romantic than an open top drive, a nice field, pleasant company, etc...

So in the hightened state of romance that a classic car provides, have you and you lover been lost in the moment and affirmed your love for each other in a 2cv...? Docked your ship...? Driven through a tunnel...? Climbed the stairway to heaven...?

and if so did anyone else find the hard bit in the middle of a 2cv rear seat really uncomfy?


September 24th, 2010, 1:18 pm
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Post Re: Space constraints in a 2cv (x rated, 18+, etc...)
On the bonnet.

Her feet on the overriders.

Punch the dents out of the bonnet afterwards.
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September 24th, 2010, 1:25 pm
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Post Re: Space constraints in a 2cv (x rated, 18+, etc...)
Oh yes but at the back of Viking Van (AK 400). Everybody knew the next day, we had a donkey on board as well.
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September 24th, 2010, 1:45 pm
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Post Re: Space constraints in a 2cv (x rated, 18+, etc...)
Harley started an identical topic on Snail;


http://www.snail.s4.bizhat.com/viewtopi ... orum=snail

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September 24th, 2010, 2:04 pm
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GS reclining seats in my 2cv (Also Known As "Shagmaster Layflats")

<says nothing>

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September 24th, 2010, 2:31 pm
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Post Re: Space constraints in a 2cv (x rated, 18+, etc...)
I have a van ;) ok it's only a 250 but I don't have to worry about the pole in the rear seat!

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September 24th, 2010, 2:46 pm
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Post Re: Space constraints in a 2cv (x rated, 18+, etc...)
rebel2cv wrote:
but I don't have to worry about the pole in the rear seat!


feedlines'r'us...

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September 24th, 2010, 2:59 pm
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I don't have to worry about the pole in the rear seat!



Maybe your partner will

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Post Re: Space constraints in a 2cv (x rated, 18+, etc...)
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The big swoop in the middle of the bonnet is there obviously for her arse to sit in, use the smaller swage in the middle to make sure she's on there centrally as to spread the weight evenly across the bonnet. Hook her stilletos over the overrider and get going to a steady motion so that eventually the suspension takes over and provides a good cushion for the pushin'.

I found the rear seat fairly useless unless your missus is from a circus or something and is only 3' tall.

Sam, don't you have to be careful with those white seats if you're going to be spending a lot of time with your pants off? I'd imagine they show up every skidmark?

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September 24th, 2010, 9:40 pm
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

I remember Pete Sparrow floggin the Alfa Ami, with the line 'only ever been shagged in twice'.

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