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Treading on a rake? Treading on scorpion fish? Both of which I've tried. Never again, thank you. :(

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December 12th, 2012, 1:34 pm
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Id go with the Lego but if you really want a painful one - how about pins and needles - my mother used to do dressmaking and the house was scattered with the buggers - running up the stairs to find youve then got a pin embedded in the ball of your big toe seems to rank high in my pain memory! And believe me, you put your hand down the back of the settee at your peril......

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December 12th, 2012, 8:08 pm
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Having 2 young children it is like a mine field around the place and sometimes there is a little personal land mine hidden in the room. :shock:


December 12th, 2012, 8:38 pm
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Not physically painful, but standing on a slug in bare feet takes some beating for sheer unpleasantness.

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December 13th, 2012, 5:26 am
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slugs are a yuck as are the eviscerated remains of mice, sheer pain is the UK 3 pin plug.

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December 13th, 2012, 8:53 am
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Sean wrote:
sheer pain is the UK 3 pin plug.

Seconded, thirded and fourthed!


December 14th, 2012, 11:11 am
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My bro (barefooted) trod on an opened corned-beef tin that the dog had swiped from the bin to lick clean and then left at the foot of the stairs. Blood, hospital, stitches etc.

For anyone unfamiliar, this is what an opened corned beef tin looks like
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From that day on, our family took to wearing slippers!

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December 14th, 2012, 11:26 am
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I've defected to the (Peugeot flavoured) dark side for a daily driver!

Will you all still be my friend please? I did look at my van today and think how much I (sometimes) like it.......


December 16th, 2012, 9:48 pm
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spanners wrote:
I did look at my van today and think how much I (sometimes) like it.......


that's close enough - you still have a friend here :D

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December 16th, 2012, 10:11 pm
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Hey Jon,whats wrong with your van?

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