whats a dolex

Fake Rolex, as per some sales men in phone shops and ting.

Fixed that for you ...

If you like a cheap V6 with some comfort the late Vx Senators were pretty sound. I once brought the smaller brother Carlton 2 litre with 175,000 miles for £250, never gave me any trouble. Ok not much pazzaz, but rear wheel drive fun.

VW Corrado VR6?

I've had a Corrado VR6 Lenny. And what a cracking car it was too.



Yeah right. A I'll bet all those guys are surfing internet porn to make them love their wives much more too. Don't worry Erik the next post will be about 2cv's again. It's going to be raining all weekend up here so there's not much I can do to the car by way of cleaning her up just yet, but as soon as the rain stops I'll get to work. I had no work to do yesterday so I spent the whole day looking at cars on ebay, hence the flurry of non - Citroen pics.

I don't know what I'll be able to post about once she's gone, so maybe I'll just be a quiet forum guest, or I could perhaps start my own agony column. "Dear Old-Nail", where I can dispense my unique brand of politically incorrect wisdom. Or maybe tell bad jokes;

What caused audiences to scream so loud at Beatles concerts? The shock of seeing four Scousers working.

A little boy is walking down the street after school when a car slows down and pulls up alongside him. The window goes down and a man from inside says, “Hey do you want to get in the car with me?”

The little boy looks at him then quickens his step. A couple of minutes later, further down the road, the car pulls up again. The window goes down: “I’ll give you a bag of sweets if you get in the car with me.” The little boy ignores him again and hurries on.

A couple of hundred yards down the road, the car pulls up and the window goes down again. The man says, “I’ll give you £10 and two bags of sweets if you get in the car with me.” The little boy stops. He looks at the man and says, “Dad, you bought the Rover, you live with it!”

A blonde takes her car to be repaired. The mechanic fixes it in less than five minutes.

“Nothing serious, love,” he tells her, “just shit in the air filter.” “Oh,” she replies. “How often?”

A lorry driver from Birmingham who has been driving around Europe for two weeks stops at a brothel outside Amsterdam. He walks straight up to the madam, drops £300 and says;

“I want your ugliest woman and a grilled cheese sandwich.”

The madam is astonished. “For that kind of money you could have one of my best girls and a three-course meal.” The driver replies, “I’m not horny - just homesick.”

That's a fair cross section of society offended already!

Have you ever actually worked on one? They are simplicity itself to fix. I drove my 924S (same engine as a 944) back from the north of Holland to Milton keynes in 6 hours, including the ferry crossing and averaged 36 to the gallon do so.

I'm falling in lust with the Chrysler crossfire. Prices are down to 4.5k if you're lucky, even saw one go for four. Just the running costs that spoil the party. Currently looking at Mitsubishi's V6 Galant - yeh-yeh, 'you can take the man out of Bolton' etc. They're very well put together though, a bit chavvy, but appear on my 'future classic' list for much less money than some of the other kit I've been gawking at.

I just need an antidote to the 2cv for a while. I'm missing going fast. Saw that red Dyane on ebay too, quite nice.

Hey hang on there everyone is this a 2cv forum? Or are you showing your true colours drooling over these modern rubbish speed machines? I thought there was something almost holy about this site and now i think i may have been wrong. I see that some of you in our congregation have submitted to lust and temptation and unbelievably you even post photos of your perversions..........it should be banned AND ye, ye sinners should be cast out of the temple by our dear Mod. And not only do you post pictures, you shamefully tell filthy jokes for all us innocents to read and be corrupted by so that we may fall into hell with you. Oh Lord save us from this wicked thread and may Mods wrath descend upon you all.


Well it is Sunday

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