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Been locked outside my mate's flat since last night after all three of us left the keys inside and then shut the door. Neg times. Refuse to pay for a hotel but a locksmith in Paris apparently would charge 800euros. Just thought i'd brighten your days up.

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September 30th, 2013, 6:07 pm
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WeBuyAnyCar proven to be liars!
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October 1st, 2013, 12:14 pm
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serves them right.


October 5th, 2013, 12:51 pm
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Top-Tip: want to avoid having to endure X factor with your Missus? Simply adress her as 'Get me a beer, Spunkbucket' and she will piss off round her mums in tears leaving you alone and free to watch whatever you like on the telly.

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October 5th, 2013, 10:19 pm
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:lol:

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October 5th, 2013, 10:35 pm
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I'd try it but I'd make the news as the husband that was battered to death with a can of beer

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October 5th, 2013, 11:28 pm
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The ironing's piling up.

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October 7th, 2013, 6:10 pm
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i did mine like a good boy last night

take it she has stopped at her mothers?

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October 7th, 2013, 6:30 pm
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Russell wrote:
The ironing's piling up.

Sean wrote:
take it she has stopped at her mothers?


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October 7th, 2013, 6:42 pm
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webuyanycar missed a fantastic marketing opportunity there. Rather than send a snotty reply, they could have bought the car for a fiver and had tens of thousands of pounds worth of media exposure for free. At the very least they could have declined with a little more grace and humour. What a miserable bunch.


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