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J-dub
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 Re: The O/T thread! Dave your son should take my view. I always without fail were steal toe caps at work. Amount of time my feet have been saved!!
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ken
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Re: The O/T thread! Russell, hope you're going to wear one of these in future even if the weather's a bit hot. That was far too close for comfort... 
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Smiffy
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Re: The O/T thread! Bloody hell! You're a lucky boy! That photo of your scrotsack reminded me of something.  Couldn't think what it was for a while... Then things started to come into focus...  Finally became obvious! 
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J-dub
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Re: The O/T thread! ken wrote: Russell, hope you're going to wear one of these in future even if the weather's a bit hot. That was far too close for comfort... Bit like bikers and gloves Amount of kids i see wearing no gloves or knew protection is scary Had one tailgate me the other day being all cocky. I was sticking to the 30mph limit and i judged him to be at best 6 inches away When i got to the 60 bit i booted it. I was in the hilux so he would of had a nice wiff of cooking oil!!
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2004 Toyota Landcruiser Amazon 4200cc runs on Bio Diesel
1998 Daihatsu Hijet 1300cc
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Russell
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Re: The O/T thread! dave 411 wrote: Shit Russ,you should be more carefull,that could have been devastating. Havent you got small balls  Talking of small balls,I had to take my son to the hospital today cause he dropped a trailer nose on his foot yesterday,all swollen and bruised,just to get an x ray to make sure he couldn't make a claim against me  .While we were waiting,there was a guy sat behind us in a really bad way,white as a sheet,with his jeans around his knees.Anyway,it turned out his right bollock had swollen up the size of a snooker ball,and I thought,thats funny,I thought all mens bollocks were the size of snooker balls.Obviously not. If they're that big you must have a hell of a job stopping them dangling in front of your eyes? Status report: leg looks like an octagenarian whores axe wound. Genitals look like they were made from play dough by an autistic toddler. Overall, I've realised to thank whatever higher being that created us every day that I wake up with a todger.
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J-dub
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Re: The O/T thread! At least you wont need a girly ann summers ad on
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mileswybourn
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Re: The O/T thread! Jeez, made me cross my legs and wince. Wishing you a speedy recovery Russ. Thank heavens it wasn't worse ... Not sure where you would have stood with various suppliers for " replacement parts " ?
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dave 411
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Re: The O/T thread! All joking aside,you were very lucky.I am sure next time you will be a bit more careful 
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PeteMcFlurry
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Re: The O/T thread! Glad you're okay Russ. Like everyone else I think it might be time to get some protective clothing!
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Simon Crook
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Re: The O/T thread! I love the O/T thread I am sitting here in Namibia with tears of laughter and wincing at the same time - lucky I didnt read this post yesterday whilst at breakfast it would have put me off my poached eggs 
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