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 The O/T thread! 
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dave 411 wrote:
Nah,it sad.


Is that not a pictorial list of your cars in your sig then Dave?


July 28th, 2013, 11:04 pm
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dave 411 wrote:
Nah,it sad.


Youve gone all bitter
Whos upset you ;)

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July 28th, 2013, 11:06 pm
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JamieW wrote:
dave 411 wrote:
Nah,it sad.


Is that not a pictorial list of your cars in your sig then Dave?

Ha Ha,I was waiting for someone to mention that.
Yes it is,i'm sad too ;) .

James,just making a point,your not included tho,cause you aint sad :D

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July 29th, 2013, 8:10 am
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Currently sat having a coffee in the Mareel in Lerwick, waiting for the garage to fix the C4. After the driver's front suspension spring snapped at the end of last month, the other side has now also gone! To be honest I believe they both went at the same time, but the driver's side was much more obvious as it took out the tyre as it went. Hopefully have car back by lunchtime. I need my 2CV!!! Lol

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July 29th, 2013, 11:48 am
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Lucky escape today.

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July 29th, 2013, 8:30 pm
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:shock:
Wot did that?!

Is that flesh?

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July 29th, 2013, 8:35 pm
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A grinder disc got snagged and whipped out of my hand. It hit me directly in the pork sword with quite some force. The half exploded disc went about 10mm into my thigh, thankfully avoiding my love truncheon by an inch or so, but leaving it bruised and swollen (every cloud etc). Like a massive gay, I panicked a bit and told the Missus to take me to the hospital which wasn't really needed as once I'd had a cigarette and built the courage to take the remains of my pants off and check for the presence of an entire penis I calmed down a bit. Feel a bit stupid now as I detest going to hospitals although it does mean three girls touched my twig and giggleberries today. And I've got my own vagina right next to my wang. At best, a mixed day.

All glued together and on the mend. Frankly, I couldn't give a shit about the leg, I'm just so unbelievably relieved to have a willy.

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July 29th, 2013, 8:51 pm
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Jeez dude could of been a permanent hose pipe ban.

Glad your ok

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July 29th, 2013, 9:21 pm
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Shit Russ,you should be more carefull,that could have been devastating.
Havent you got small balls :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Talking of small balls,I had to take my son to the hospital today cause he dropped a trailer nose on his foot yesterday,all swollen and bruised,just to get an x ray to make sure he couldn't make a claim against me :o .While we were waiting,there was a guy sat behind us in a really bad way,white as a sheet,with his jeans around his knees.Anyway,it turned out his right bollock had swollen up the size of a snooker ball,and I thought,thats funny,I thought all mens bollocks were the size of snooker balls.Obviously not.

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July 29th, 2013, 10:10 pm
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Hi Russ.

You should read this:-
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/artic ... ctomy.html

But the way you tried it on yourself is just to radical.

Peter


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July 29th, 2013, 10:27 pm
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