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Keep going :D :D When I went to Fougeres for the Tour I met a Aussie who was going from Paris to the alps, then Spain, across to Africa (down and up) back though Europe and then doing Lands End to John O Grotes (both ways). Question how long you going to take off work - answer 5 years!!!!!!


July 17th, 2013, 6:06 pm
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ChrisW wrote:
Question: how long you going to take off work
Answer: 5 years!!!!!!


Blimey! I thought I was doing well getting all of January off in anticipation of the three Raids and maybe a trip to Shetland for Up Helly Aa

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July 17th, 2013, 7:09 pm
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Mark350 wrote:
ChrisW wrote:
Question: how long you going to take off work
Answer: 5 years!!!!!!


Blimey! I thought I was doing well getting all of January off in anticipation of the three Raids and maybe a trip to Shetland for Up Helly Aa


At least WMP haven't given you the rest of your life off :lol:


July 17th, 2013, 8:12 pm
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dave 411 wrote:
Can somebody tell me how to get 350.00 per week on benefits? or 500.00 if you are married. (serious answers only)


I'm pretty sure that there's a very very small minority of benefit claimants who are actually pulling in that sort of money. I'd bet a tenner of my hard won weekly £348 that most benefit claimants are on significantly less.
I have rather less of a problem with benefit claimants, who account for a made up figure of 1.5% of national expenditure, than I do with the government for allowing corporations like Vodaphone and Starbucks to get away without paying the proper amount of tax. If Dave and his mates legislated to make Vodaphone pay a proper amount of tax, it'd pay for everyone in the world to have a blow job off of a high class prostitute with a mouthful of honey. Or something.
I've just realised I haven't answered your question ...



I think Dave could secure the next election if tax avoidance was quashed with exactly that promise. And then shoot everybody who is claiming anything from the govt. Between us we can solve this nations problems.

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July 17th, 2013, 11:11 pm
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I should clarify that I meant "Dave" Cameron, not Dave 411 ... :lol:

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July 18th, 2013, 4:32 am
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how do you pronounce deuche is it 'doosh' or 'dutch'?

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jack_dyane wrote:
how do you pronounce deuche is it 'doosh' or 'dutch'?


'Dersh'.

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July 27th, 2013, 12:43 am
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I may have mentioned it before,but one thing on forums that really gets my Goat,is when people list their belongings on their profile.I think its really sad.Although,on the 2cvgb forum,I think it was R/T that did a good one after I mentioned it on there.He listed all his kitchen appliances :lol: :lol: .
Anyway,the reason for this rant is,yesterday,by chance,I stumbled upon the o2 forum,and fuck me,the sad people on there list their mobile phones,i pads etc.One guy even had a phone he had in 1996?????????????????????? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

HOW SAD IS THAT?

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I think listing your vehichles is ok??

But agree phones is a bit weird?

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July 28th, 2013, 4:12 pm
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Nah,it sad.

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