I collected my Sprite.

Cut a bit off my Sprite.

Scrapped my Sprite.

Shame

Not really, it's been sat in that hedge for 13 years and it was pretty knackered then. Most of it is 1/4" deep in isopon and I've counted 9 repaints, that's 9 coats of primer and 9 of green one after the other. It's absolutely Donald-ducked. It was reshelled into an RWA shell so what's left here is only what was too shagged out to be worthwhile with.

Plus, it was free, and next door, and exactly what I wanted.

Will you be sharing the reason for wanting that bit, or is it for someone else?

I'm going to hang it from my bedroom wall and use it to keep my clothes in. Saves me having to suffer the intolerable misery of a trip to Ikea to buy some shonky flat pack wardrobe that eighty billion other people also have in their bedrooms. I wanted the front of a Mini but they were pretty expensive and either incomplete or miles away. I was wandering about the farm when I stumbled across this in a hedge. Realised it would be just as good as a mini, I procured it last week. Our landlord has been bemoaning the huge pile of scrap metal outside our workshop, so the eight feet of Sprite I didn't want was the perfect size and shape to double as a skip, and with all that isopon in it I reckon it's going to make a tidy sum when it goes over the weighbridge tomorrow. The downside is that I've started thinking like a pikey and sizing up every heavy looking steel or iron item I come across.

The latest in airbag technology from China.

Would you go to sea in a ship built in China?I wouldn't.Their outboards are shit.They allways breakdown,they even guarantee it.