And in other news, that terminally smug, self righteous, disgusting waste of flesh and organs, Piers Morgan, a man who I'm sure you all remember, faked photographs of British soldiers abusing Iraqi civilians so as to discredit UK armed forces while selling a few more copies of the torrid and disgraceful 'newspaper', the Mirror, has managed to take the moral high ground over US gun laws. Now, predictably, Piers 'massive cunt' Morgan has had to find a psychotic dimwitted gun nut to provoke Into a bizarre rage to do so. Sadly, Piers 'hideous shit of a semi-human' Morgan couldn't muster even the slightest bit of decency when he was in charge of that revolting, bile-spewing organ that is the Daily Mirror. It might have stopped him from publishing photos like these which he'd had faked. The shit.





I cannot find any words for just how much I dislike this awful, awful 'person'. Especially galling is how instead of being uncovered and exposed for the lying, dishonest and disgusting shit that he is, he didn't just crawl back under his rock and fuck off, he managed to manipulate his way into being a prime time television presenter and talent show judge. How? What has our once proud nation become. The mental case whom he managed to take the moral high ground with has tried to have him deported back to the UK. A better way of convincing us Brits that US gun laws are a good idea would, in fact, be to gun Morgan down before he left the states, not send him back here with that sickening smug grin on his face. Then we'd all have to agree hat actually, when people like Piers Morgan are roaming free in the world is is entirely acceptable to bear arms.

I'm generally a peace-loving type of chap, but for me Piers Morgan is definitely the most loathsome and irritating person in public life, and on occasion (ie whenever I see his smug, punchable, perma-sneering shitty little face) he does bring to mind my dear departed old Gran's favourite expression: "Ooh, he should be hung, drawn and quartered... and then shot!"

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Funniest thing I've read on the internees for some time!

Personally, I think the hysteria around Lance is misplaced - It was an era when EVERYONE did drugs on the tour and, if they all did them, then it was a level playing field - OK it might have been at an elevated level of performance but we can't alter the past so let it go and move on.....give the guy a break - he had testicular cancer FFS.

that is funny....he had cancer so it was ok to dope.

he didn't just dope himself, he orchestrated the largest organised doping ring in cycling history and denied everything while those around him were being caught and banned.

he built his whole empire on lies - if that helps cancer patients then so be it but for us cyclists he is the biggest dissapointment the sport has ever seen.

Adolf Hitler lost a bollock too, admittedly his wasn't to cancer, but the upshot of that whole affair is not one of undying sympathy for him. Likewise Lance Armstrong. I don't associate his cancer with his being a big cheating bastard, and I can't forget he's a big cheating bastard because of him having a terrible illness. I can't help but feel his latest hyped up publicity stunt is just that, as he can't be famous for being a good cyclist any more.

Hang on there - where did I say that it was OK for him to dope cos he had cancer?
I said that everyone did drugs during that period - that's why it seems churlish to go after one person....

I agree... As much as I want him to go on and admit he's a cheat, I very much doubt that he will. It will be a prerecorded half an hour of rubbish and him saying everybody was doing it, I was never caught etc... as the legal consequences of him admitting it would be huge and I also think he's too much of an arrogant arse too...!

If he was a ''cheating bastard '' as stated how did they ALL get away with it for 7 or more years???? Somebody would have slipped up and taken something at the wrong time so it showed up on the piss tests. Please do not tell me that his team and his doctors were any better than the one that got caught. If there was a drug out there that could not be detected then they all would have been using it.
They said that it was the drugs he was taking to recover from Cancer - but again nothing was ever found...
People and there are many on here do not like the guy (hate) but lets remove Simpson from HALL OF FAME as he WAS a cheating bastard